You could ride a unicorn to school and if you fall off, you’d have healthcare (No, you don’t) / And if you finish school, you’d go to college for free that makes sense and that’s fair (No, it’s not) / And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car
Vroom, vroom / Fuck you (Fuck you)
What if life as we knew it was over? / Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) / What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha)
If you’re from another land, then come here you won’t have to climb a wall (Yes, you will!) / And if you are a boy who loves a boy you’ll get a wedding cake and all (Not in Colorado!) / And if you are a lady and you do your lady work then you will make as many dollars as the boys not just two thirds
Cha-ching / Fuck you (Fuck you)
What if life as we knew it was over? / Guess what? God is a woman, I know her
What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) / What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha)
Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wish the world was different / Where who you love and who you are, was nobody’s fucking business
What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) / What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) / What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha) / What if rich, white, straight men didn’t rule the world anymore? (Hahahahahahahahaha)
What if…?
[By Kesha Sebert – Pebe Sebert – Stephen Wrabel – Stuart Crichton © Kemosabe Records / Rca Records, 2019]